I made a comment on Twitter and I feel like World War III is about to break out. I was saying that I have a ton of friends who could deliver my children if need be; now I just need a dentist, personal trainer and plastic surgeon.
All was well until they read ‘plastic surgeon.’ Listen people, I’m all about freedom. Ladies, if you want breast implants, go for it. I can say that Kim Kardashian, Ashlee Simpson and Ashley Tisdale all benefitted from a rhinoplasty. And if you’re desperate, lipo might be a great thing. However, I don’t see myself getting any of those procedures.
What I do see myself investing in is a breast lift after I have kids. Is this a crime? To want perky breasts after pushing out a few? I feel it should be mandated for mothers everywhere! A form of self confidence (and respect in some cases). Heck, instead of an engagement ring, my husband should just open a personal account for Kirbie’s breast lift. Now that’s a commitment.
Guys, some of you might be on your high horse, thinking, “the woman who has my children won’t need a breast lift.” I have news for you: they will. Giselle’s breasts will sag, just like every other woman’s once they breast feed. It’s the law of gravity. So if you want to keep living in a dream world, go at it, but even the hottest women need (and have gotten) breast lifts.
What do you think? Ladies, would you get one? Gents, would you advocate your wife getting one?
Kirbie Johnson 
I can't believe I'm admitting this here, but two things I find myself considering the older I get: tummy tuck and some under-eye magic. I look far more tired than I feel due to my eyes.