I’m creating an “ish” list, and trust me. You don’t want to be on it. These places, things or people have landed themselves on here because, well, they’re not the ish.
– ABC Family
Dear ABC Family: I think you need to reconsider who you have writing and creating your new shows. Sure, you may have a hit with “Real Life of the American Teenager” or whatever it’s called, but making a tv series out of the beloved “10 Things I Hate About You?” Wrong. SO wrong. It’s so wrong that it’s actually offensive. You can’t remake such extraordinary creations of teeny bop deliciousness!!!! I know you think you’re appealing to a younger crowd by introducing them (in segments) to 90s movies, but I am putting my foot down. This is a terrible idea. As is “Legally Blondes.”
-Ulta
I swear, I go here at least twice a month and they can’t ever seem to find me in their system. Hello? Something is wrong with this. I’ve signed up four bloody times! But now that I think about it, what benefits do you get by being an Ulta club member? Free catalogs? Lame.
-Texas
I love you, but it feels like a sauna outside. One thing I don’t miss.
-AT&T
Hey, thanks for all of the unnecessary charges on my phone bill. I shouldn’t be required to pay a $105 phone bill after shilling out $135 for a new iPhone. I understand and upgrade to my plan but I have unlimited everything. Additional charges should not be existent, especially since I’ve been a loyal customer for seven years!!!!!
That’s my ish list for today. People not on my ish list include:
MY BOYFRIEND!!! He bought me a super fabulous watch for our anniversary (I feel bad because I made him something. But he told me he bought me something because he can’t make anything). Anyway, it’s just what I like because I’m not into gaudy pieces of jewelry and this is perfect to wear everyday – going out, at work, with a nice dress, to a party, etc. A classic! Plus it has BLING in it and just like any other girl I love diamonds 🙂 mostly I Love my babis — Happy Anniversary!
The Thetas (+Blaine and Haley)
We’re all going out to dinner tonight and I cannot wait to see everyone! It should be a good time as I haven’t seen these girls since graduation.
Have a great weekend! Off to the lake we go tomorrow.
Kirbie Johnson 
oh, i've got some ishes my friend 😉