Mercendes Benz and Porshe drivers,
Congratulations! You’re officially the most obnoxious people on the road. I can’t decide if it’s because you like cutting others off, you feel the need to drive 75 in a residential area, or the general “I’m better than you” behavior.
Honestly, I think when you go to purchase one of these luxury (aka “supreme being”) vehicles, it should come with a complimentary “I’m an a–hole” bumper sticker. At least it would help for others driving around you confirm what they already believe.
While there are a few exceptions, it needs to be known: we’re all aware you drive a nice car. No need to draw further attention to yourself.
I don’t knock you for being able to afford such a nice gift for yourself. I commend you for it. Actually, I take that back. Too many of you are actually paying for these cars with your rent money. Regardless, being a little humble about it would be greatly appreciated.
Love,
The people who drive those “other” vehicles
Kirbie Johnson 