An Open Letter to Cosmo

Does anyone still buy Cosmo?  I like to think of it as the “hag rag” — too many issues and filled with crap.  I remember naive Kirbie in high school who would steal it from friends in Spanish class to read up on all the risque content.  The horror!  Mind you I was competent on about 15% of what was going on in there.  I had to be filled in on the rest by the seniors.

But seriously, how many “Kama Sutra” articles can they pimp out?  In the checkout at the grocery it seems like every cover has “63 new sex moves to please your man!” or “12 moves he’ll never forget!” Not to mention most women aren’t acrobats!  Some of the things they come up with I’m sure aren’t even physically possible.  Can I get an amen?

Please Cosmo, give it up.


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