Breast feeding doll?!

I’m listening to AM KLBJ 590 and they’re reporting on a BREAST FEEDING doll. What’s next? Playskool’s “Preparing for your menstrual cycle kit”? I can see it now… Simulated pads and tampons and a fake prescription for Yaz to help fix those pesky cramps and acne issues. The doll’s name means “Greedy baby” (translated from Spanish) and it simulates breast feeding from a halter-type top with a flower positioned right over the nipple.

Just another toy to prepare women for the ideal “married” life. Why dont they create a divorce game? “Go directly to court. Do not pass go, do not collect $200. If you’re lucky, you might get alamony and monitored visitation with the kids.”

— Via the cell