Let’s trash Scott Disick part 1,040,330, featuring Janet

“Well I told him he couldn’t be an alcoholic because he was just a little baby, and babies can be alcoholics!” – Me
“I don’t know about that… I mean, Scott Disick is an alcoholic and he’s the biggest baby I’ve ever seen.” – Mom

My mom is so involved in the Kardashian’s personal lives that I feel like she might as well be one.  Paging Kris Jenner: I need to set you and my mom on a lunch date.  You’ll be good friends.