Hamilton Wesley Wigglebottom

I want to move into a house next year here in Los Angeles.  Why?  Well, besides the obvious: having a garage, not having to deal with neighbors who, without fail, are smoking pot when I get home from work, and the whole laundry debacle, I need a nice home for THIS GUY because I am going to purchase his identical twin brother.  He might be a year younger but they must be twins.  I will name him Mr. Wiggles, Babe or this other spectacular name I have for a dog that I can’t remember right now.


Um, precious personified anyone?  First off, he looks like a pig.  Second, he hops.  Third, I want to pick him up and let him sleep on my chest throughout the night.  A quote I feel is so appropriate regarding my love for dogs:

“I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it.” Audrey Hepburn

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