An Open Letter to The CW

Dear CW,

Your advertising is ridiculous. I can’t round a corner or view a public metro without seeing “Menage e’ Tues” or “Tuesday is the new hump day.” Yes, those are the ads for Melrose Place and I’m sure they won’t fail to bring the sex – remember the see-through shower I told you about from my day on set?
Now the new ads for The Vampire Diaries are ridiculous. “I want to suck your…”
So clever, right? Not. Seriously this is ridiculous! Why can’t they create some non-reality shows that don’t revolve around sex?
Enough, please.
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