Now that I’ve gotten more psychotic about the eyebrow issue, I’ve decided to chronicle my brows over the years. I apologize to Val and Stu for having to endure me during these trying times because I really am a baby about it. Case and point? Easter weekend, I had lightened my brows. Stu tells me they’re too light. Great. So I go buy dye to make them darker and it literally couldn’t have gone any more wrong. I looked like Groucho Marx (shown above). Luckily that was fixed.
So here’s my eyebrow evolution. We’ve come a long way, friends.
junior year of high school
senior year of high school
freshman year of college!!! oh my sweet baby Jesus. I cannot BELIEVE I let myself look like that!!!!!
junior year debauchery in the bathroom. Note: wearing body suits can result in difficult bathroom trips
So yeah. I’m having issues with the brows. But one day (more like 30 days) I’ll be back to normal.